Feeling bad for not contributing more and feeling worse because I’ve got more Rockstar than blood in my veins, I’m attempting to re-capture our impromptu night at Yanni’s.
As with all good stories, it starts with a “Role Model” quote-war. After Kaley’s sticky Quiddich reminder and and Bob asking which of us had a PhD, we miraculously organized and embarked on a quest for food.
Kaley has a special talent. A talent for bullying fragile, insecure Asian girls. A talent for bullying one particular fragile, insecure Asian girl. Seriously, homegirl made her cry… TWICE IN THE SAME DAY! Because of Kaley’s talent and my love for a good story — especially one involving the misfortune of others — we drove good 15 minutes before even discussing a destination. Recognizing our decisionmaking handicap, we did the only thing three helpless Tweedle-Dees could do: call Decisionmaker Dave!
Kaley was on the hook to make the call. Little did we know both the Father Technology and the Narcolepsy Diety were both conspiring against us.
Bob: So, what did he say?
Kaley: URGH! Stupid phones!
Bob: What?
Kaley: I don’t know. I think he may have been asleep. But whenever I call Dave with my phone, I can only understand like a third of what he says. I don’t know if it’s his phone or my phone or i–
Bob: So, we still have no place to go. Check.
A quick fast-forward later, and Elvis-Pr0nstar Chad saves the day with a master plan: Greek food at Yanni’s! Not only that, but Decisionmaker Nacoleptic Dave has woken up, Hooligan Miguel has decided to join us, and the only thing standing between us and the savory victory of cheap Greek food are batteries for the evidence-camera.
Bob to the rescue! Not only does he immediately locate Shopko and their battery display, but also finds the most awesome pack they have: a discounted bajillion-pack with a bonus football/LED keychain! SCOOORRRREEEE!!!
Anyway, yada yada yada, I’m sick of writing. We ate at Yanni’s and some guy with a DeWalt shirt joined us. End of story.
Betcha can’t guess which one of these kids is secretly flashing a gang sign!
Cheers!
WuddaWaste